Monday, January 04, 2010

Parabasis: Avatar:

In Avatar, a British Channing Tatum goes through Stargate in order to play as a Night Elf Hunter in World of Warcraft while watching Princess Mononoke. Eventually, Giovanni Ribisi (playing Paul Reiser in Aliens) gives the order to start the bulldozer sequence from Michael Jackson's This Is It, after which British Channing Tatum (whose American accent makes him sound Australian) gives the speech Morpheus gives in Matrix Reloaded and then some stuff happens that's exactly what you think will happen and resembles scenes in just about every epic action movie ever made, particularly The Phantom Menace and Return of the Jedi.