Thursday, March 25, 2004

Monty Python's The Life Of Brian returns to theaters to challenge Mel Gibson's Jesus film.

At last night's media dinner in D.C.:

Bush put on a slide show, calling it the "White House Election-Year Album" at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association 60th annual dinner, showing himself and his staff in some decidedly unflattering poses. There was Bush looking under furniture in a fruitless, frustrating search. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere," he said.

Ha ha ha. Ha.