Whoever Stole the 'Elven Weapon' from a Princeton Student at Wawa, Please Return It:
Date: Mar 4, 2012 2:03 PM
Subject: Lost bow and two arrows
My roommate inexplicably left his handcrafted bow and a quiver of five arrows at the Wawa convenience store between 2 and 2:30 am last night, and returned at around 2:45 am to find the bow and two arrows stolen. He would like to remind the person responsible that this is a serious elven weapon and not a toy; and further that the hand of Mirkwood, though soft and manicured, shows no mercy. The items in question can be returned to room [REDACTED] with an apology letter written in runic script.